"I told you not to play so roughly! Now.....sweep up your brother and put him in the recycling bin."

- Despite their obvious displeasure, Howard never regretted his decision to have his tubes tied.

- "ACCELERATE you idiot!!"

- "No thanks. Those things'll kill ya!

- Your "laminar mixing" is not welcome 'round these parts! If you have any sense, you'll turn around and haul that square arse of yours...

- Watch it Buzz!! Some lunar tick is messing with your space suit.

Franky fluorescene fails to reach an excited state - I don't understand. This has never happened to me before!

Alan gets caught cheating on his wife. - AHA! I knew it!!

A long time ago, in an attempt to see if any of the ChemScrapes cartoons are getting hits, I just googled "chemistry cartoons" under...